Sunday, February 28, 2010

A Mayonaisse Princess in Sin City...

A decade after my evening in Las Vegas, a husband returned with me to Locust Valley. Observing my life there he said, "now I have the final piece of the puzzle" and promptly dubbed me "the mayonnaise princess". While I had been known to put mayonnaise on cheeseburgers, the nickname had nothing to do with my choice of condiment. I had recognized a cultural divide between my past and present a couple of years earlier on a visit home when I asked the very young man behind the counter of the delicatessen for "lox" and was told "none here, go to Briton's" - the hardware store. I realized I'd had lots of Wonder Bread but never a bagel until I moved to L.A.

Yet on that Saturday night in Las Vegas I had no idea how incredibly sheltered my upbringing had been and even less of an idea of what Las Vegas was about. What I did know - I was on my own in a place lit up like a Christmas tree at a time when Christmas trees were still politically correct. The thrill of sitting with that watered down drink at a slot machine wearing high heels was indescribable. At that moment I was certain my life in Los Angeles was going to be everything I had never dreamed of and the possibilities were endless.

But first there was tonight.

My friend, Kate, and I wandered into the lounge. In Vegas during "the day" there were lounge shows of medium talent and those headlining Rat Pack type show rooms with untenable cover charges. The "Treniers" were appearing at the Sands lounge that evening. As a Motown devotee I found this absolutely perfect. No Four Tops or Temptations, but just what the night called for. The cover was two drinks which were definitely not watered down. Kate and I enjoyed the show as four men at the table next to us were checking out their possibilities. I was too enthralled with the first true rush of freedom and loud music where no one said "turn that down, Janet" that I didn't pay attention - at first.

After the first drink I smiled back...after the second we agreed to join them at their table. It turned out they were "friends" of the Treniers. Men in their mid- thirties in town for the weekend from they didn't mention where. They were definitely the most sophisticated guys I'd ever seen, but then where would I have been hanging out with men in their thirties? After the show we all went out to the "tables" - no slots for them. They were playing roulette and planned to move on to another Casino. Did we want to join them? We had our own car and felt perfectly safe saying, "sure, we'll follow". And we did.

Two or three casinos later it was about three a.m. I wasn't imbibing but I was certainly high on the experience. One of the men was particularly attractive, and attracted, and asked if I wanted to head to Caesar's Palace with him. He would, of course, drive me back to our motel whenever I wanted - no doubt about that. Kate drove away, as did Jake and I. Caesars was beyond unbelievable. As we walked over to the roulette table I boldly put $2 down on my lucky number - 8. The wheel spun and I won! $72 return. Today that would barely fill a gas tank but 1970 gasoline was 28 cents a gallon. I saw this stroke of luck as a positive omen for my future.

As for the present, most certainly I was having fun. Would you believe Jake lived in Los Angeles? He was a talent agent in Beverly Hills with a house in the Hollywood Hills and would love to take me to dinner once I got settled. He recommended some great areas to look for an apartment - Toluca Lake in the "Valley" and Beverly Hills adjacent if I wound up "over the hill". At 21 I found that doubtful until he explained the geographic boundaries of the city I was going to be calling home in forty-eight hours.

But right now, flush with my winnings and a potential "Mr. Right" - oh, those life plans die hard - standing with me in this glamorous atmosphere I was certain I'd made the right choice to "go West young woman".

It must have been 5AM when I was ready to get some sleep and asked Jake to drive me back to the motel. While I was a bit embarrassed for him to see where we were staying, I knew wherever I wound up would make a better impression when we met up again in Los Angeles.

Jake just happened to be staying at Caesars. How about we catch some sleep in his room before he drove me back? After some back and forth conversation it became clear his driving me anywhere was not an option. Mr. Right was really wrong.

We parted relatively amicably but as I walked out of the Casino I realized two things...it was a very long walk back to the motel and I didn't even know this talent agents' last name.

Using a large part of my winnings on a taxi - that motel was REALLY at the end of the strip - I had time to reflect on my first big night of freedom.

I wasn't nearly as smart as I thought I was a couple of hours earlier.

Wouldn't you think I'd remember that?

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